Why is it better 2 have a dog than a b'friend/g'friend?
I know many of you might think I'm utter crazy to write something like this. But, honestly, I'm overwhelmed by the fact that I finally have a puppy. This is something I've been dreaming for since the past 8 years. Circumstances and many other factors always stood in between me and my prospective puppy. And look at the destiny or fate or whatever, I now have a puppy, Tasha, who was born on my birth day. Now, isn't that wonderful? Don't you think I can talk a bit too much about having dogs?
Ok! Now, let me come back to what I wanted to say. I see a lot of advantage about having a dog over a b'friend or a g'friend. Let's see how:
Dog Vs b'friend
- A dog wouldn't ask for an emotional support from you.
- It wouldn't care whom you slept with last night.
- It wouldn't complain if you got drunk at the party last night.
- It wouldn't bother if you have another b'friend.
- It wouldn't ask you to marry it just 'coz you said you love it.
- Sex wouldn't be the only thing it'll enjoy with you.
- It wouldn't demand or even expect you to obey it.
- It wouldn't have a trouble even if you colour your hair in bright purple.
- It wouldn't ask you to wear the same perfume over and over again.
- It wouldn't ask you, "Hi! where were you? Why are you late?", if you're late in keeping an appointment.
- It wouldn't care whether you are in shape or not.
- It wouldn't care if you have a bad breath.
- It would never ask you to keep telling that you love it.
- It wouldn't care if you have another g'frind.
- It wouldn't care whom you slept with last night.
- It wouldn't show a long face if you're late in keeping an appointment. It'll only be glad to see that you've come.
- It wouldn't care if you have a bad breath.
- It wouldn't care if you have money enough or not.
- It is less likely to give you a heart break than any girl alive.
- It wouldn't have mood swings or other PMS problems. Least, it'd never take it on you.
- It wouldn't complain if you got drunk at the party last night.
- It'd never pretend to be happy with you.
- It'd never robe you off your money.
- It'd have no complaints if you forgot it's b'day.
- It wouldn't care if you decide to grow a beard or have a clean shave.
- It'd never say, "you're not man enough".
- It'd never ask you to prove your worth.
- Least of all, it'd never threaten you with break-ups.
I'm not oblivious of the fact that you can't have sex with your dog. But, hi! That's probably the only thing you wouldn't have in prefering a dog over a g'friend or a b'friend. But ye! I know. People do have their priorities.
Now, if you think I've got more points on the advantage of a dog over a g'friend, it's 'coz I'm a guy and I obviously know more about guys than g'als. Anyways, tell me, aren't there definite advantages for a dog over your b'friend/g'friend? Do you have more things to add to this list. Feel free to let me know.
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