Why is it better 2 have a dog than a b'friend/g'friend?


I know many of you might think I'm utter crazy to write something like this. But, honestly, I'm overwhelmed by the fact that I finally have a puppy. This is something I've been dreaming for since the past 8 years. Circumstances and many other factors always stood in between me and my prospective puppy. And look at the destiny or fate or whatever, I now have a puppy, Tasha, who was born on my birth day. Now, isn't that wonderful? Don't you think I can talk a bit too much about having dogs?

Ok! Now, let me come back to what I wanted to say. I see a lot of advantage about having a dog over a b'friend or a g'friend. Let's see how:

Dog Vs b'friend
  • A dog wouldn't ask for an emotional support from you.
  • It wouldn't care whom you slept with last night.
  • It wouldn't complain if you got drunk at the party last night.
  • It wouldn't bother if you have another b'friend.
  • It wouldn't ask you to marry it just 'coz you said you love it.
  • Sex wouldn't be the only thing it'll enjoy with you.
  • It wouldn't demand or even expect you to obey it.
  • It wouldn't have a trouble even if you colour your hair in bright purple.
  • It wouldn't ask you to wear the same perfume over and over again.
  • It wouldn't ask you, "Hi! where were you? Why are you late?", if you're late in keeping an appointment.
  • It wouldn't care whether you are in shape or not.
  • It wouldn't care if you have a bad breath.
Dog Vs g'friend
  • It would never ask you to keep telling that you love it.
  • It wouldn't care if you have another g'frind.
  • It wouldn't care whom you slept with last night.
  • It wouldn't show a long face if you're late in keeping an appointment. It'll only be glad to see that you've come.
  • It wouldn't care if you have a bad breath.
  • It wouldn't care if you have money enough or not.
  • It is less likely to give you a heart break than any girl alive.
  • It wouldn't have mood swings or other PMS problems. Least, it'd never take it on you.
  • It wouldn't complain if you got drunk at the party last night.
  • It'd never pretend to be happy with you.
  • It'd never robe you off your money.
  • It'd have no complaints if you forgot it's b'day.
  • It wouldn't care if you decide to grow a beard or have a clean shave.
  • It'd never say, "you're not man enough".
  • It'd never ask you to prove your worth.
  • Least of all, it'd never threaten you with break-ups.
I'm not oblivious of the fact that you can't have sex with your dog. But, hi! That's probably the only thing you wouldn't have in prefering a dog over a g'friend or a b'friend. But ye! I know. People do have their priorities.

Now, if you think I've got more points on the advantage of a dog over a g'friend, it's 'coz I'm a guy and I obviously know more about guys than g'als. Anyways, tell me, aren't there definite advantages for a dog over your b'friend/g'friend? Do you have more things to add to this list. Feel free to let me know.

Comments

Steven Anthony said…
Yep, its called unconditional love my friend, thats what dogs have over people, at least my dog chin chin :)
Extremity said…
no comments..hmmp!

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